Finally... a Conservative Unitarian Universalist Member Blogging As You Asked! After so many years of singing around the campfire, the call has been answered!
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
A Time of Transition
The last few weeks have definitely been a time of transition for me and mine. First, my father in law, and then my employer of the last seven years going out of business. Less important than a human life, but I have fewer reserves. I'll be just fine, and I'll post more regularly in the future, but I just haven't been up to it recently.
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Bush, America screwing up the Solar System
First there was last September's news from NASA that Mars was undergoing climate change- weather becoming more erratic and more violent, polar ice caps melting. Now there's this story about Jupiter undergoing climate change- after centuries of stability, it's suddenly grown a second "Great Red Spot" super-hurricane. (http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/060504_red_jr.html)
This makes three planets showing the same phenomenon; surely they must have the same cause. Now, we know that increased Solar activity has nothing to do with it- how we know this, I don't know, but the very idea is laughed off by Global Warming experts as Republican propaganda; Global Warming is caused only by America's love of SUVs and Bush's failure to sign the Kyoto Accords. Therefore, I can conclude that the Mars and Jupiter probes were based on Ford Excursion and Chevy Suburban designs, and are screwing up the Solar System! Erase the Red Spot- sign Kyoto!
This makes three planets showing the same phenomenon; surely they must have the same cause. Now, we know that increased Solar activity has nothing to do with it- how we know this, I don't know, but the very idea is laughed off by Global Warming experts as Republican propaganda; Global Warming is caused only by America's love of SUVs and Bush's failure to sign the Kyoto Accords. Therefore, I can conclude that the Mars and Jupiter probes were based on Ford Excursion and Chevy Suburban designs, and are screwing up the Solar System! Erase the Red Spot- sign Kyoto!
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