Five points for each phrase you have heard or uttered in your house:
There's a mouse in the bed!
Who barfed on the checkbook?
There's half a mouse in the bed!
Have you seen my earrings? I could have sworn they were on the dresser.
Better look in your shoes before you put them on.
There's hair in the butter!
Eww, I stepped on a bird!
Why are there a dozen old cigarette wrappers under the bed?
Wow, look at the holes in the window screen!
Honey, your pantyhose are on the stairs again.
10 points, there is a cat in your house.
20 points, there are several cats in your house.
30 points, you are probably a Unitarian.
40 points, you are probably a Wiccan.
50 points, you are probably a member of my family.