I'm a fairly adventurous eater.

I've tried strange things from salads made from flower arrangements to snails. I don't go to our local Middle Eastern Festival for the music, and I don't go to the Greek Festival for lessons in orthodox Christianity; I go for kabobs and that desert that sounds like "galactic burrito", I go to Renaissance Festivals for the Scotch Eggs and turkey legs, I go to Irish Festivals for the stew and the beer ... but you won't find me at THIS festival.