Monday, March 07, 2011

UUA President Rev. Morales endangers the human race!

I was just told that Rev. Morales recently met with Daleks! Now, I'm as accepting and welcoming as the next UU, but Daleks are evil, bloodthirsty, mechanized mutants! If you try to meet them as equals, they will ex-ter-mi-nate all life on- huh? What do you mean I've got it wrong? Haven't you seen- it wasn't Daleks, it was Dalits? You mean the oppressed people of India? Oh.

Not Daleks, then?

Oh. Well, meeting with Dalits is a good thing.

Never mind.


Chalicechick said...

Erm, howsabout he meet with some UUs and work on growing the church a la his campaign promises?

Still, crankiness notwithstanding, it's good to know he's not meeting with actual genetically manipulated mutants, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Scott Wells said...

For context (and humor) --